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提早大抢购

有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：

‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，

太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！

可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’

他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。

在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的

很经典噢！！

Early Big Shopping

An offender was brought to trial before a judge.

The judge asked him, "What is the crime you

have committed?" The offender said, "I went

shopping too early during the New Year."

The judge said, "This is not a crime!

Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how

early did you go shopping?"

He answered, "The shop was not yet

open for business,

and I was already inside."